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|Before/after shot of Tacloban, Philippines, a city of 220,000.|
It Ain’t All Fun ‘n Games, you know!
People are always asking me what the life of an airline pilot is really like.
To many, it all seems to all be glitz ‘n glamor.
Smokin’ hot flight attendants at your beck and call . . .
Not to mention the “Best office view in the world!”
Read on . . .
When I get home after a 4-day trip, I always find my life has been going on without me. It always takes at least a day just to catch up. No time for rest till the mail’s opened, the bills are paid, the cat box is cleaned, the sink unclogged and the trees trimmed.
And don’t even get me started on the laundry . . .
You will fly redeyes. You will fly Oh-Dark-Thirty departures. You may even do both in the same trip!
Crossing multiple time zones will wreak havoc on your body. By the very nature of this business, you will age faster than everybody else.
And no matter how “senior” your schedule, getting adequate rest is always a challenge.
in the same trip!
3.) Schedule 3.0—or, “Holidays? What’s that?”
You will be gone from home, sitting alone in a hotel room on all major holidays, little Sally’s 4th birthday party, and Timmy’s championship Little League game.
shun flying & take up acting!
4.) Enough about the Schedule, already! How about that great paycheck?
Time between flights, even though you are busy planning, preflighting, briefing the crew or dealing with mechanical issues, are done completely gratis.
|“Something tells me it’s a bad idea to give the pilots a pay cut and a gun…”|
On top of that, the left seat of a major airline represents the Holy Grail of aviation. After spending many years and tens of thousands of dollars on education and flight training, only a fraction of a fraction of pilots will ever see it. And nearly every other flying job pays peanuts.
|Starting pay, regionals—the last stop
before the majors. And for some,
the pinnacle of their flying career.
Why? Because they can!
Pilots are a dime a dozen. That “looming pilot shortage” has been “looming” for 30 years! And, all aviation outfits know that most pilots are merely building time to move on to a major. But even some of those lucky enough to snag the right seat of an airliner could still qualify for food stamps.
Ding an airplane or bust a single FAA rule . . . same result!
As I’ve always said: if you want a secure career, shun flying and become an actor!
Unlike most professions, pilots cannot make lateral moves. Quit, get fired, or the airline goes “Tango Uniform”*, and you start at the bottom at the next airline. You could have been a senior 747 Captain at Brand X Airways, pulling down well into the 6-digits, but now you’re a lowly reserve FO at Brand Y . . . on food stamp wages!
Personally, for the first decade of my career, my paycheck looked like the flight of a Yoyo:
Nowadays, if you’re experienced enough, you may be able to find a fairly lucrative, 2-3 year Captain contract overseas. China in particular is really heating up. (I came a hair’s breadth from taking one there.) But you will be saying good-bye to your loved ones for weeks, even months, at a time.
Once upon a time, a girlfriend complained, “I can’t handle this long distance relationship!”—even though we lived in the same town. It shocked me into realizing: As long as I fly for a living, I will always have “long distance relationships.”
The nature of this business demands a helluva lotta trust from both parties. Remember, you’re sleeping in hotel rooms thousands of miles away, several times a week—and they’re home alone.
This career will create stress in any marriage or relationship!
Rome, Paris, London, New York . . . exciting, exotic locales! Who would not want to visit these amazing places on a regular basis?
Yes, any one of our layovers has the potential for adventure. Occasionally, you gel with a crew, and all of you go out and see the sights, or party till dawn. Those are some of my fondest memories.
But even the most exciting of world destinations get old after the 20th or 30th time. And who among us can get excited about our 30-hour Detroit layover, especially in the middle of a blizzard?
After a long day of fighting through the storms and turbulence, sometimes you just wanna trudge to your hotel room and Slam-click!*
|Airport Appreciation Time in KLAS!
In the middle of a 3-hour sit between flights.
Oh, and speaking of down time, you know those annoying, hours-long layovers you get between your connections? We have them too—nearly every day.
It is not uncommon to sit 3 hours or more at an airport, waiting for your next flight. We call this, airport appreciation time.
And our airports get get plenty of crew appreciation.
|Last year CareerCast named “Airline Pilot” 3rd most stressful job—behind 1. Enlisted Military, and 2. Military General.Oh, and their “Average income?” LMAO, ya, right!|
Depending on the airline, some pilots get paid 1/2 or no pay for these flights.
All too often, you get stuck in a coach middle seat between two ginormous, sweaty Sumo wrestlers.
OK, so we all get stuck there from time to time . . . but doing this every week gets old mighty fast!
|Jumpseating: If you’re lucky, you’ll get a seat in back!|
10.) Commuting—or, Home? What’s that? (Commuting: Riding as a passenger—either in the cabin or cockpit jumpseat—between Home & work.)
Let’s go full circle, back to Number 1—being “gone from home.”
As you chase your airline career, be prepared to move—again and again and again.
|Commuting for fun & prof—
well, for work, anyway!
I spent my first 22 years on this planet in Arizona. In the next 10 & beyond, I lived in: Juneau, AK, St. Thomas & St. Croix, USVI’s, Denver, CO, Washington, DC, Albuquerque, NM, and back to AZ (several times.)
The moment you put money down on your new house in Boise, ID, your airline will transfer you to Buffalo, NY. The moment your first child is born in Seattle, you’ll snag that dream job in Florida.
You have two options: move, or commute across the country twice a week on an airplane jumpseat. (See my post, “Around the World in 80 Jumpseats.”)
If you choose to commute from home, you’ll most likely be renting a one-room “crash pad” with half a dozen other pilot-commuters at your airline’s assigned base. Have fun with that!
(Note: personally I think ABC gets way too melodramatic in this, with their “undercover videos” and “exposés.” But this is a very true depiction of life for upcoming, Regional, and commuting pilots.)
By the way, at my airline, at least 40% of pilots are commuters . . .
That reminds me of a funny story:
We used to fly a lot of redeyes in and out of KLAS (Las Vegas.) At about 2 or 3 in the morning, all these flight crews would deadhead back to home base on the last flight. We would have dozens of pilots and flight attendants onboard, sometimes more crew than passengers! We dubbed this flight, The Crew Hauler.
One time, a befuddled passenger, mystified by all these pilots riding in the back of the plane, asked me, “Do you guys just ride in back because you love flying so much?”
Well, I wouldn’t go that far . . .
—As a pilot, you have the freedom to work and live in different parts of the world. With a wonderful home and family to return to, even crash pads and commuting can be endured.
Most important of all: no matter where you are in the vicious claw up the aviation food chain,
don’t forget . . .
|Cool meme courtesy of Swayne over at martinsaviation.blogspot.com|
Swayne from martinsaviation.blogspot.com also recently made a viral vid that really puts it into perspective, entitled, “Inspiration for Pilots – What Do You Truly Desire?”
* Tango Uniform—Pilot code for “belly up,” out of business, stone dead, gone to meet its Maker. (The words that Tango and Uniform stand for are left as an exercise to the reader!)
*Slam-clicker—Party pooper. An airline crew member that doesn’t want to do anything but slam their hotel room door and click the lock shut!
*Quote by Louis C.K.
A late entry, by Michael Moore, on Pilot Pay, entitled, Pilots on Food Stamps.
A sad but true reality of our biz!
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